[proposal] Removal of established cranial follicles fund

Supported, in full if not absent two sidebar requests.

A. Some portion of the funding be earmarked for expenditures related to the procurement of an investigative professional, sufficiently qualified to produce a “report” concerning the questionable legitimacy of the DeFi Educational Fund, the self-serving actions taken by it’s “managers”, and the degree to which these actions, in whole or part, effected benefit to these managers financially.

B. The investigative professional procured in (A.) publish the requested report, absent redaction.

B. 1) Should said report indicate a likelihood of criminal activity, deception, conspiracy, intent to defraud or any other act of moral turpitude - Those named in said report shall be subpoenaed to deposition by myself and council, for the to-be-filed civil complaint in The US District Court for the Middle District of Tennessee.

That’s all. With that, SHAVE THE CRANIUM!

Dude, go create a voting poll over Snapshot so we can vote on this!!

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I picked the worst time to quit twitter

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Count me in.

The DeFi Education was more of a school of hard knocks lesson on how to take advantage of DeFi governance, but maybe this can be an improvement.

This is the first time I’m participating in Uniswap governance, I find no issue with this proposal - please proceed

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The proposal should outline that these funds are anticipated to be allocated over the next 4-5 years, so it wont have the same dilutive effect of selling 0,5M UNI all at once, which we agree would be a problem.

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In full support. We need PoS (Proof of Shaved-head) asap. The community cannot wait any longer.

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Although unconventional, satire is historically effective, and in this case creates a strong meme.

There is no downside to a post like this. Defi Education Fund is now under the microscope. They will either use the money effectively or face a tsunami of backlash from the community.

You have my full support @cobie

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Committee member collusion in action!

(This is a joke. I mean, most all of this thread is a joke. I still feel like I should say this just in case.)

I would like to suggest that you improve your proposal with a bit about extracting maximum yield from the cut hair and shavings.

You should burn those in return for NFTs that are to be sold on secondary markets where all proceeds will go to Larva Labs to help them with centralised copyright claims when someone clones a hairless punk…

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If this proposal doesn’t passed, that’s mean UNI whales aren’t on our (community) side.

Only supporting if we get a snapshot vote on the pair of glasses donated to Udi.

Transparency is key in the industry and such opaque processes of “might buy” are not acceptable anymore.

I think it would be good marketing exposure for Uniswap to have someome like Ed Sheeran shave Cobie’s head. Marketing towards the mainstream is as of yet underexplored, this will prove a light-hearted way to get a lot more normies to use both Uniswap and learn of the powers of DeFi governance. It will expose them to our culture rather than just the tech. It’ll generate hopes and dreams of passing similar proposals, building similar projects and generally “making it” in ways not possible in conventional organisations. Setting the story and the narrative are essentially the most important thing when immortalising ideas and trying to grow DeFi far beyond what any single organisational structure could achieve.

The timing of this proposal is well-suited since Uniswap is being deployed on layer two solutions where fees go down and more users can be introduced and accomodated. Uniswap should strive the be the place where all these new users learn of DeFi, rather than a competitor.

Lastly, Cobie probably has enough integrity to return the excess funds if this proposal indeed goes through. He has dark comedic appeal, which is relatable to normie audiences, and especially the kind of audiences who wish to break free from their traditional day jobs and lifestyle.

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As a 0.1 UNI holder, you will get my vote if Udi is the additional grant receiver as i want him to be fat Udi version. Danke

As a UNI token holder I didn’t have enough time to signal my full support to previous thought leadership proposal, so I would hereby like to voice my unconditional 100% support to this one. I believe that shaving ones head is the strongest form of thought leadership at least since Britney Spears famously shaved her head following her ascend to fame after releasing the hit “Baby One More Time” in 2007. She thought lead the whole generation of thought leaders. I believe it is time for DeFi to enter mainstream thought leadership movement and I dont see anyone better equipped to follow Britney down this path than another blonde pop music icon - Crypto Cobain.

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I support this proposal.

Can we commission “Jim will paint it” @Jimllpaintit (twitter) to capture the moment as an NFT?

Love to see it! Plus this post alone might draw more ppl like me who have never used the governance forums before. This is triple win! This unironically deserves grant moneys

You have my full support. [insert legal jargon here]

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Can’t image anyone not support this!

A request - If Uniswap Devs have blocked someone on twitter, can the Cobie Fund be used to pay the devs so that they can unblock them? Asking for a fren