My name is Russell and I like to party hard, breakdance, and fine woodworking. It helps the people around me when I tell them I’m going to dance before I actually start dancing. I’ve been told it’s on par with someone having a seizure, and raging in the pit. As far as they know however I’m oblivious to their disdain.

There is something wonderful about waking up to 2000 dollars that makes me want to get involved, so here I am. IRL I am a social media operations manager for a Blue Chip Fortune 5 company. Impressed? No? Ok, so I was the one who named magic Jack®. That’s right! Heck, Jack was just going to leave it at that, I said no Jack, put some magic in it. Bam! He got rich off of an antiquated technology sold to boomers, and I got my UNI. You guys are great to talk to. Need anything?